yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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