Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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