Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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