She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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