Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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