I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
