no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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