we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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