I heard we made out
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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