she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
My breath smells like gin and sadness
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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