Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
