I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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