Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
