Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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