So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
we should paint friendship bongs
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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