Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Even my vagina gasped.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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