Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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