check it out our google latitudes are spooning
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
My ass is underappreciated
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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