fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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