Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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