Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
