yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Come share oat with me in your robe
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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