hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
