Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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