Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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