everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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