At least make sure they are 18
Why
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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