Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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