Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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