i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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