Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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