i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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