I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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