oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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