So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
