how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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