Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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