it wasn't lemon gatorade
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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