im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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