Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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