If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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