I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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