Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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