: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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