yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
