i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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