Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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