Only a mothe r could love this liver
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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