Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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