I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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