there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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